3D Printing

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Need a house? Print one. Need a wrench? Print one! Need a human organ? just PRINT ONE. The future is a wild place, y’all. With the advent of 3D printers, human conception of material manufacturing has been revolutionized like nothing we’ve ever seen before (think industrial revolution meets 2001 Space Odyssey then multiply that by 10). Ultimately, we’ve created something that’s given us the power to create whatever we want, whenever we want it. A power previously held by time, effort, and god itself. An Instant Manifestation technique no yogi could ever fathom. That’s right. We’re all wizards now, harry– and the possibilities are endless! How ever you decide to look at this, one reality always seems to bubble to the surface: a future where 3D printing changes everything– and I mean Everything— as we know it. Black Mirror style? You might ask, and the answer is, yeah, well, duh.

Now, I could go into a long-winded rant about a future with 3D printing in the palm of our hands changing the way we live our lives ‘cuz like imagine one day you need a hammer but instead of getting dressed and going out to the store, you just look-up the wrench-file on homedepot.com and print it from there, meanwhile you’re fixing-up a sandwich– pantless– while the hammer’s manifesting into your living room and by the time you’re done eating lunch, the hammer’s done printing, too, but then you remember you forgot you needed a box of nails and you laugh to yourself remembering a world w/o 3D printing, where you’da have to’ve gotten dressed again, which you didn’t even have to in the first place, just to head-back out to the store and buy more (like a loser), but instead you just grab the nail-file online and print it while you go poop and pesto! by the time you hear the ding of the freshly printed box of nails, you’re wiping your ass thinking– what am I saying, this is the future– a robotic arm (there we go) will be wiping your ass (much better) while you’re thinking “man, my 3D printer sucks, I really gotta get a new model.” And then in which case, you’ll probably just 3D print yourself a newer… yeah.

Anyway, I’ll spare you the details. This future ain’t exactly here yet but you best believe it’s comin’ within our lifetime. My primary concern is that if we don’t get every civilization on the ‘same page’ before this technology takes hold, then 3D printing may very well be the demise of our civilized world. The baiser de la mort, if you will. I mean, imagine the power these printers hold w/o a strong moral handling. You know, like how guns are bad enough? Okay, now imagine granting any individual the potential to print themselves as many automatic rifles as they want, and w/ endless bullets to boot. You see the problem here? If we don’t fix our humanity first, then what we’re really doing here is just giving the worst-o-us the potential to print their own nuclear weapons as if they happen to have the access and resources to do it. KEY WORD: if*. But that’s a mighty ‘If’. And sure, we can argue how expensive printer ink can be, so imagine 3D toner. Nonetheless, while we’re over here re-imagining a future w/ limitless resources, it is vital that we acknowledge what we already know about human nature. We know humans have a divergent class that foam at the mouth w/ the idea of their very own Matrix Weapon Vault (*cough, cough* TRUMPERS *cough, cough*). But I rest my case there. I realize these are among some of the same fears that mighta dawned upon the world when the Internet was born. Humans adapt; trial & error. We just gotta try our best not to think about the kooks outside our window w/ the signs reading ‘end is nigh‘.

So, what’s the most realistic angle on all this? Let me put it to you this way. You know how fire changed the course of humanity? The wheel? What about the lightbulb? Yeah. We ain’t talkin’ sliced-bread here, people. We are talkin’ PRINTING MOTHAFUCKIN’ HUMAN ORGANS… I digress. The world’s spinning on fire and A.I. is on the rise, along w/ twin-born realities, Augmented and Virtual. The World Wide Web? Getting bigger. We can only know one thing for certain: our Future will demand an evolution of society and the moral transcendence of our spiritual essence in order for us to have any semblance of a hopeful survival. Humanity has no choice to bare the weight of this responsibility, it is upon us already. It cannot be ignored. The real question is, will Humanity wield this god-power of instant creation to manifest heaven, or hell on earth? Most likely, a little of both.

Here’s a slice of what Paradise could looks like:

Infinite Scrolling

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We’ve all done it at some point or another. Rather we’re scrolling the news feed @ 2 AM or checking notifications first thing in the morning– hey, we’ve all been there. We can relate to the feeling of scrolling for hours on end, seemingly unable to stop. Minutes, even hours, might pass before we realize what’s happened. A rabbithole, some people call it. And rather we’d like to realize it or not, it’s slowly become our existential problem. Humans are phone-addicts. And maybe not you personally, but someone you love, I guarantee it. Old folks have been ringing the alarm bell for years. Something is going on with humans and their phones, something that could potentially end civilization if we let it. Oh, no! Something like Skynet from Terminator? You ask, What is ‘It’ exactly? It can’t be our phones. It’s just a phone. What are we talking about here? Well, we’re talking about infinite scrolling, my dude.

How did we get here? How have phones taken over our lives? Listen, I could write a whole 90 page thesis on the matter– but short answer is, it’s become more addictive by design. It’s not our fault. App developers in Silicon Valley have worked with Psychologists to figure ways that’ll keep “users” engaged with their content. Thus, Endless Scrolling was born. Websites such as Tumblr and Pinterest, were among the first to implement the new format at the time, and– boy, did it work. Once Endless Scrolling grabbed Facebooks attention, it was all over. Over night, the world transitioned from clicking, to scrolling, and nobody bat an eye. Do you remember that little update? Slipped right under our nose. I’m sure I just reminded some of you of a time when we used to click to see the ‘next page’. It’s become a myth like the rotary phone, or dial-up. So the next question is, why is infinite scrolling so successful at keeping people engaged? (Imprisoned feels more accurate, tbh) But why is it so addictive?

To answer that question we gotta go back to human evolution. You see, our brains have evolved thru the millennia to become crazy-accurate prediction machines. Our species basically evolved to make life-saving decisions based on recognizing patterns, and by doing so, it’s kept us alive long enough to pass that knowledge on to future generations. Now, in order for our brains to make accurate predictions, it needs access to our memories, which in turn, allows us to process pattern recognition. Meaning, our ability to learn is just the conditioning of the brain recognizing patterns of ‘Cause and Effect’. It’s this conditioning that creates mental shortcuts and habits, allowing us to process an egregious amount of information at a faster rate. Our brains put known patterns into long-term storage so that our attention can be focused on learning new things.

And nothing, and I mean Nothing, is more captivating than the ~unknown~. Our brains can’t get enough of it– insistently trying to predict what’s gonna happen next. Surprise triggers our brain into rewarding us with a precious release of precious dopamine— straight into our system, smack-dab into our veins. We keep scrolling till we find something else that surprises us– continuing the cycle of chemical abuse. It’s the same reward system behind gambling. Endless Scrolling is the slot machine, giving ‘users’ instant access to our drug of choice. Dopamine. And did you know that dopamine levels spike right before we get rewarded, then plummets immediately after? That’s our brain’s way of getting us to do whatever it wants: inducing anticipation, motivation and ultimately pain alleviation. We fall into a trap where we become the horse and the carrot, simultaneously.

So, what do we do? Well, Parents of recent generations have coined the term ‘Screen Time’ as a way to denote and quantify the amount of time kids are allowed on the internet. But as adults, technology has interwoven our lives in a way that can be nearly impossible to live w/o. Iphone has applications that can limit our phone usage by barring us out– but listen to that. We need an interference just to stop us from being ‘users’. Even then, that dope-fiend feeling will linger inside us, in the back of our minds, waiting to be iched, daily. We’re convinced it’s a necessary evil to be productive in modern life. I suppose the first step in reclaiming our lives will have to be handled like any other addiction. We can find the first step in the 12 Steps of Sobriety. First, we gotta recognize that we’re powerless against Endless Scrolling/dopamine– and that our lives can become unmanageable if we allow ourselves to be consumed be it. That’s step number one. We gotta realize Infinite Scrolling is a drug.

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Virtual Reality

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Growing up, it was super nintendo and sega genesis. Playing Mario with my two older brothers on Christmas morning. Figuring out puzzles, problem solving for hours. It was great. We had MarioKart, Super Smash, and Pokemon. When it rained really hard, we had a whole ‘nother world waitin’ for us inside our t.v. My reality was half 8-bit, half backyard trampoline. And then, games went ahead and evolved into 16-bit, and 32-bit— BOOM– our brains doubled. Literally quadrupled. Kids went crazy. From Pacman and Tetris to Star Fox and Legend of Zelda. It was a whole new matrix that our minds quickly adapted to. Not to mention the rise of the World Wide Web growing steadily in the background. The 90’s, amirite? And it’s funny cuz, back then, the internet was so slow, it was mostly known for its dial-up sound and You Got Mail. The rest we got today, we’d only seen on Star Trek. But we knew. The optimism was there. As a whole, everyone felt like we were watching the birth of a new age. An era unlike history has ever known. So much so that at one point, I even remember thinking, I know I’m only 5 years old, but this is totally the best time to be alive ever, i swear.

Fast forward to today.

My best friends ex just sent her a VR kit for her birthday. She doesn’t play video games, so she hands it over to me. I strap on the helmet and blindly search for the two bulbous remotes. They should be glowing blue, but one is glowing red and the other, purple. No idea why, who cares. I position myself in the middle of the room and extend my arms in a T-formation as the game demands. I make sure to move the coffee table so I don’t break my face in the middle of the simulation. The camera strapped to the flatscreen is having a hard time capturing me. Stupid 4G. Anyway. In a matter of minutes, I am flying thru the air as Iron Man. Shooting plasma bolts from my gauntlets; I am a living, breathing superhero machine. The clouds are real. They envelop me. I can feel the wind brushing my face. I am here. Suddenly, I’m surrounded by drones. I fly up, down, backwards and forwards, evading 360°. Zooming around ain’t easy, but dammit if it ain’t fu– blurgh… Huh. What was tha– uuuggg what’s– happening to me? My stomach’s twisting into knots. I breakout in a cold sweat– jesus– I’m ready to hurl. I pause the game and yank off the headset like an inverted bear-trap. I’m still standing in the same spot I was just flying in a second ago. My brain feels different.

7y : 103d : 15h : 40m : 07s

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Remember that movie with Justin Timberlake and he’s running around with a watch that tells him the time he‘s got left? — Oh. You haven’t seen it? Well, I suggest you get really high and watch it. It’s hilarious. But if you don’t have the time for that, don’t worry. It’s become reality! As of last Monday, two artist have installed an exhibit in New York City known as The Climate Clock— it’s a 60ft digital clock that doesn’t tell time. haha, no. It tells us the time remaining. *gulp* We’re all Justin Timberlake, now.

Okay. So what do we do? Well. In Justin Timberlakes movie— if I remember correctly— time is currency. He, ehh, runs around the entire film trying to… prolong the inevitable… or something? I actually don’t remember. Honestly, I fell asleep in the middle, but I think the moral of the story goes, hey, time is precious, live it up, yolo. Which is cute, or whatever. But by the end of the movie— I was pressed. My head kept buzzing with lil’ thoughts like time’s all we got! or, Time’s runnin’ out! and, SHIT! I gotta do something. Anything! We’re all gonna die!! Mhmm. Which I’m pretty sure is what the creators of The Climate Clock are goin’ for. Except this ain’t a movie, folks. This is real. Our planet is like, dying dying. Like, fo’ realzies this time.

“This Earth has a deadline” read the clock before ten red numbers appeared– 7:103:15:40:07– representing years, days, hours, minutes, and seconds left until the effects of global warming become irreversible. Again, I repeat. IR•RE•VER•SI•BLE. This number is based on calculations by the Mercator Research Institute on Global Commons and Climate Change in Berlin. The two creators of The Climate Clock, Gan Golan and Andrew Boyd thought we should know.

“This is our way to shout that number from the rooftops.” Golan said just before the countdown started. “The world is literally counting on us.”

So, Golan and Boyd created a website, climateclock.world that includes an explanation for the Climate Clock numbers, in case y’all wanna go check it out for yourselves. They also include a link to the report by the IPCC, who stated back in 2018 that global warming is likely to increase 1.5°C by 2030 if carbon emissions don’t quit. And if that happens… I mean sure, 1.5° doesn’t sound that bad. But that’s 35°F. That’s— that would mean by 2030, our average temperatures will be well into the 100’s. Icebergs will go extinct. Forests will become desert. I’m not trying to scare you. These are facts. If we don’t do something about climate change within the next 7 years, our reality will become a hellscape. And I don’t know ‘bout you but I didn’t watch that Justin Timberlake movie for nothin’. Times runnin’ out— move it, people!

“You can’t argue with science,” Boyd said on Saturday. “You just have to reckon with it.”