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Black Hole SIMULATION

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According to new research, every black hole contains another Universe. Yup. You heard me. Oh! And you know our Universe? It’s siting inside another Universe’s black hole, too– according to recent analysis, that is. And I know, I know. It’s nothing to write home about. I mean, it’s not like we’re some cosmic russian doll nesting inside of a black hole that is—itself— part of a larger Universe inside of an even larger black hole– *DEEP BREATH* … *ahem* Sorry. Where was I? Oh, yeah. So, scientists are beginning to realize that every black hole they’ve discovered— from the tiny ones to the supermassive— yeah, they’re all just doorways to alternate realities. Who’da thought.

These boring discoveries all stem from a recent paper published in the journal: Physics Letters B. Therein, a university professor by the name of Nikodem Poplawski published his new math models about the spiraling motion of matter falling into a black hole. Yup. Astronomers went crazy. It’s almost as if their entire comprehension of the Universe, how it began, black holes, anti-matter– all of it, just flipped and turned upside down. Talk about a plot-twist, dude. And now I ain’t too sure why Scientist freaking-out don’t bother me, but I’m like, oddly unphased by all this. Could you imagine the scientist? Black holes were just these endless pits of doom, and now they’re multi-verse tunnels, connecting countless Universes like a celestial spider-web. Like, wow. Poplawski really did that.

Poplawski’s new equations show that the matter black holes absorb and seemingly destroy are actually expelled and become the building blocks for galaxies, stars, and planets in another reality. Theoretically speaking, of course. So, what’s that mean. Well, you know the Big Bang theory? How it says the Universe started as a singularity? Yeah, well let’s just say scientists were never too sure how our ‘singularity’ formed in the first place. Until now. If our Universe was birthed by a white hole instead of a singularity, as Poplawski predicts, it would solve the black hole singularity problem AND the big bang altogether.[1] So, like I said, scientist be freakin’. Are you?

See Also

• “Universe 20 Million Years Older Than Thought“

• “Origins of Our Universe“

• “Before the Universe Goes Dark“

REFERENCES

Before the Big Bang: Light Shed on ‘Previous Universe[1]

Stephen Hawking: Black holes may offer a route to another Universe[2]

Every Black Hole Contains a New Universe[3]

Programmed Water

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A while back a movie came out called “What the Bleep* do we know?” And– if you haven’t seen it yet, I suggest you watch it here (it’s free on youtube)– and yeah, so there’s this part where they talk about the effects of conscious energy on water molecules (which is this part right here.) And they talk about the findings of a doctor named Masaru Emoto, who discovered this metaphysical connection between human will and it’s molecular affects on reality. Here are just a few of the prettiest examples:

  • honesty
  • hope
  • happiness
  • i can do it
  • love & gratitude
  • courtesy
  • elephant
  • i can’t do it
crystals by ©dr.emoto

Dr. Emoto discovered that the more intent and focus we pour into the water, the stronger it’s effect. The water molecules respond like conduits to our intention. Simply apply any word/image/music (positive or negative) and the water will absorb that essence. Pretty cool, right? Now, if we take that knowledge and apply it to affirmations, that means we could ‘program’ our water before drinking it and– literally– deliver positive intentions to every cell in our body. You want inner-beauty? Program your water. You want serenity? Program your water. Not only do you need to hydrate, but baby, it’s gonna replenish you, inside-out. So how do we do this at home? Easy. Here are the four easy steps…

#1Get a glass of water (yes, glass. steel is o.k.)
#2Write your affirmation on a piece of paper.
#3Tape affirmation facing-in towards the glass.
#4Drink your water 2.0 you dehydrated witch ❤

Top 5 Torture Devices

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V. Heretics Fork

Created during the Spanish Inquisition, this collar was specifically designed for witches and pagan worshipers. A dual-pronged fork pressed against the upper chest and lower jaw, penetrating the flesh. The word Renuntio [i renounce] engraved on the steel edge. The strap compresses the adam’s apple, inducing brief spasms of suffocation. The victim was left for hours, starring at a dungeon ceiling in place of the stars. Unable to speak, wreathing in discomfort.

IV. Brazen Bull

Invented by Perillos of Athens around 570 BC. This bronze sculpture was designed to be hollow with a fire lit underneath. The bull’s nose was packed with incense to combat the stench of burning flesh. Tubes distorted the sound of the victim’s scream, becoming the bellow of a bull in heat. After the roast was complete, the bones were made into bracelets and sold to the highest bidder.

III. THE CRADLE OF juDAS

Another baddie from 16th century Spain. Designed by Ippolito Marsilli. This fucker created a wooden chair with a pyramid as a seat. The accused victim would be tied with ropes and gear, then lowered directly onto the tip of the pyramid. Their anus/vagina would slowly rip open. For increased torment, weights were tied to their legs. Other times, oil was lathered over the tip which– again, increased the pain. This torture would last anywhere between a few hours to entire days.*

II. Petrine Cross**

Take your classic crucifixion, now flip it. When inverted, blood will instantly start rushing to the victims head. Blood vessels rupture; it can even trigger a brain hemorrhage. Most complications are caused by asphyxiation. While upside-down, the victims organs weight down on their lungs, making it harder to breathe. More blood flowing toward their heart, making their heart pump harder. Dangling too long adds pressure behind the eyes, causing them to bulge, and eventually, pop.

I. Blood Eagle

Viking sagas describe a ritual execution in where victims are kept alive while their backs are sliced open and their ribs, lungs, and intestines are pulled out into the shape of bloody wings– all in the name of vengeance. From the tailbone, up towards the rib cage, each rib is meticulously separated from the backbone with an ax. Vikings would then rub salt into the gaping wound in the form of a saline stimulant. Then after having all of the ribs cut away and spread out like giant fingers, the torturer pulls out the lungs and gives the victim a pair of wings, spread out on their back. They were left hanging alive, feasted on by crows.

*[fun fact: ippolito marsilli created a device so fearsome, the spanish king who commissioned him became horrified, like, so horrified to the point where he was convinced only a man inspired by demons could ever conceive of something so heinous. thus, ippolito marsilli was pronounced a heretic, and became the first victim of his very own creation]

**[also known as the upside-down cross, satanic cross, and the cross of saint peter. it is rumored that this special form of torture was not only rare but reserved for the worst of capitol punishment. st. peter, after being sentenced to die by crucifixion, pleaded to be put upside-down so as not to dishonor jesus and the way he was immortalized. diehard catholics today see the cross of saint peter as a symbol of humility and deep reverence.]

Full-Moon October

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This October, we got two full-moons and a super new moon all packed together. It’ll be the first time in 72 years since we’ve had a full-moon on Halloween. It’s a pretty big deal. A Blue Moon, nonetheless! So… ehh. What does any of this mean?

harvest moon by ©shutterstock

Well– October 1st, we got a full-moon in Aries, which pretty much guarantees a confrontation of some sort. Most likely, it’ll be within ourselves or whatever force that’s been holding us down. Aries got no chill. They’re the warriors of the zodiac. But no matter what sign the moon is in, it’ll always make us look within. The Moon is a giant mirror. Forcing us to reflect– because it’s in Aries, that’s how they do. It’s all about facing our fears. Bravery & Courage. Forcing us to push through our boundaries. Fear should never motivate you to stop growing.

Then we got that Super New Moon on October 16th, which basically tells us, now’s the time to sow the seeds of our wishes. You can imagine the New Moon as a cosmic equivalent to placing your order at a restaurant. Your server is the Void and the Universe is back in the kitchen, cookin’ up your meal. Expect your order to come out by the next full-moon. Your wishes will bloom. Now, because this is a Super New Moon, in Libra no less– expect our focus to be on Peace & Harmony. Justice & Equality. It’s almost as if the Universe knew we were gearing up for a critical election or something. Crazy.

new moon by ©GETTY
blue moon by ©Universe Today

And all this, leading up to the Blue Moon on October 31st. That’s right, folks. We did it. We finally got a classic full-moon Halloween, and it only took 72 years to get it! And with the global pandemic, raging wildfires, and rising fascism– well, it’s pretty easy to get into the Halloween spirit, amirite? Shit is fucking scary right now. Remember that time in 2016 when clowns were running around in the woods, scaring people? Those were simpler times. Anyway. This full-moon will be in Taurus. Meaning, whatever you wished for during the New Moon– will not only flourish, but infuse with lovely Tauren energies known for stability & long-lasting power. Blessings will manifest that’ll last a lifetime.

moon phases by ©Giuseppe Pappa

Son of a Witch

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circe invidiosa by john william waterhouse

I was birthed from a storm. Plucked out of the eye and tied to this earth. The storm I call my Mother, materialized in form. As I grew older, I watched and studied her. The magnitude of her Power. Every nuance of her sweeping motions. She taught me to be a force of my own nature. Calling herself a witch when no-one was around. She’d garden and bring dead plants back to life. I’ve always been in awe of my Mother. Creating potions from roses and lavender. A cure for every ailment. An answer for any query. It wasn’t long before I began to create my own magic. Learning to read the stars, understanding the origin of dreams. Mirrors were another reality. A portal to a world just like ours, and if I wasn’t careful enough, I’d be stuck on the other side. Things I couldn’t see. And whenever the sun or moon would eclipse, we always made sure to bare witness. So with all this, I just knew the world we’re born into, is a world made like any other dream. If we can just make ourselves conscious enough, maybe we can create changes like we do when we’re awake in our dreams. Who knows. Till then, I’ve gathered as much knowledge as I could about numbers, symbols, psychology, mythology, druidism, shamanism, black magic, occultism, astrology, and countless other texts of dark matter, spirituality, and manifestation. I would say my methods are unorthodox but they are designed for optimal potency. If anything I mention here scares you, consider it fiction. For the rest of you who are interested, let’s embark on a journey into the Weird!